Hey you fuckers. Just want to welcome you and say thank you for getting on board with The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser!

This album is the best thing we’ve done to date, and we can’t wait to share it with you. No, we mean it. It’s the most fucked up thing we’ve ever done. We spent so much time putting this monster together and it’s been worth it because this thing is about to explode!

The album is out on April 29, but there is a lot of shit going on in the lead up to the release, so check out the presale, get involved in the discussions and check back here for updates regularly! This bitch is moving forward FAST, and it’s a train you don’t want to fucking miss.

Oh, and if you don’t believe how fucked up this album is, take a look at the track listing below. Shit gets weird.

1. The Last Of The Demons Defeated
2. Satanic Cyanide! The Killer Rocks On!
3. The Life And Times Of A Teenage Rock God
4. Well, Everybody’s Fucking In A U.F.O.
5. A Hearse Overturns With The Coffin Bursting Open
6. The Hideous Exhibitions Of A Dedicated Gore Whore
7. Medication For The Melancholy
8. In The Age Of The Consecrated Vampire We All Get High
9. Super-Doom-Hex-Gloom Part One
10. In The Bone Pile
11. Get Your Boots On! That’s The End Of Rock And Roll
12. Wurdalak

Thanks again, you Zombie motherfuckers. Head over to www.FuckinginaUFO.com for all the latest info on my new album!
Rob